Thursday, April 25, 2013

ROB.REVIEW #001 Lords of Salem


Disappointed... but might give it a second watch” – Final Grade: B
Mixed feelings walking away from this one, and I'm pretty certain I'm not alone in that. Though I have tremendous respect for Zombie as a filmmaker, I hate to say that I think he may have missed the mark here. A great original idea based around the legendary folklore of the 17th century salem witch trials, LOS gets an A+ in the area of unnerving it's audience with disturbingly dark imagery, but barely passes the grade in providing a cohesive story with a proper arc that doesn't leave the viewer feeling frustrated or confused. Though I respect Zombie for not spoon-feeding his audiences, here I felt we truly did need a little more. Unfortunately I was also very unimpressed with the “satanic” score by John 5, which was more annoying than frightening. On a positive note, Zombie is clearly tipping his hat to Kubrick with this film, and that I appreciate. BUT... I'm afraid he may have failed to achieve that eerie and haunting undercurrent which Kubrick so successfully achieved in The Shining. I'd say this is a valid addition to the rather small collection of original modern horror stories and should be appreciated in a world of endless remakes & reboots. Yet still, I'm not quite sure this struck the precise chord that Zombie was hoping to strike with the audience. In fact, from what I observed in people's reactions, it was some very unpleasant music they heard.